Advanced warning: This is more immature humor aka our life living with boys.
As I mentioned before, my sons are very interested in self genital stimulation. My 3 year old now announces every time he has an erection.
“Mommy! Daddy! My penis is big” in a whiny sing song voice.
Frequently the conversation is more elaborate. One day, while he was whining about having a big penis he said that he didn’t like it. I had had enough of the conversation and responded with:
“One day you will like having a big penis.”
Once again, a bright shiny moment in in parenting. I sometimes can’t believe that I give other people advise on raising children.
Dr. Dad 